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CONGRATULATIONS TO GOV ARNOLD! Schwarzenegger Terminates his opponents! Reported By: TheARNOLDFANS.com Staff Tuesday, October 7, 2003 Congratulations to Arnold Schwarzenegger, California's newest Governor! voters decided to remove Gov. Gray Davis from office and elected Arnold Schwarzenegger to replace him. The polls showed Schwarzenegger winning by a very comfortable margin. No one can beat The Terminator! TheArnoldFans would like to open up a huge humidor and pass out stogies for all who supported Arnold's dream. We give our ultimate congratulations to The Austrian Oak for adding such a powerful accomplishment to his already awesome resume. Arnold is the ultimate success story and proof that anyone can achieve their dreams if they work hard and have serious discipline. Arnold, an Austrian farm boy, went on to become a champion bodybuilder, married a Kennedy, became one of the biggest movie stars of all times and now is destined to be a great leader of the people. The icon's goals will surely not stop here. GO ARNOLD! ![]() We can just see Arnold now, celebrating with a fat stogie. He takes a big puff and blows the smoke into Cybill Shepherd's face! Take that Cybill! Take that Tom Hanks! Take that Dixie Chicks, Cromulas, Bustamante, Gary Coleman and Gray Davis! You have all been terminated! As for Huffington, she will not be as lucky. Arnold plans to dunk her head in a toilet and FLUSH!!! ----------
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