EXCLUSIVE OCEAN RESCUE DETAILS: SHARK!
Reports of sharks in Oak's ocean!

Reported By: TheARNOLDFANS.com Staff
Wednesday, April 14, 2003

TheArnoldFans just got another big exclusive in! Thanks to an eyewitness on the beach, who encountered Arnold's daring rescue in Hawaii, we learn that Schwarzenegger was caught off guard by a 19-foot great white shark! Jason Miller, a 53 year old plastic surgeon, was also on the beach when Schwarzenegger saved a man's life. Through Arnold's publicist, TheArnoldFans contacted Mr. Miller to get an exclusive full story on the events which was first reported briefly on Access Hollywood.

"Schwarzenneger had actually saved his family from the shark before he saved my partner's life," began Miller. "Arnold was informed of the prowling shark and got to his feet, ran into the water and yanked his daughters, Katherine and Christine, out. His boys were not in the water. They were building sandcastles. Arnold and the other six of us one the beach were horrified to see the fin of a massive 19-footer great white shark cut through the water. I then realized my partner was not with me and I became frantic. Just then, Arnold dove into the shark infested waters on a boogie board. Schwarzenegger was off to save my companion's life!"


Arnold battles a shark!

"The shark came at Arnold fast but Arnie turned the tables on the creature. Arnie lunged off of his board and onto the shark. He let out a big battle cry scream to show who was boss. The man who plays an action hero on screen was becoming the ultimate hero in real life. I could not believe my eyes! Arnold used his thumbs to gouge the sharks eyes out and then he rode the beast for over two minutes underwater! When they emerged again, Arnold's stogie was still lit! He tossed it into the beast's mouth and dove into the water. The stogie must be as powerful as dynamite because the shark exploded causing a massive title wave! Arnold grabbed my partner and the two of them rode on into shore. 'Consider it a vacation,' Arnold said. It really got crazy when the giant squid appeared!

And if you believe that one, you will also believe there are a bunch of Richard Simmons JUNIORS running around! Chances are we didn't fool you with this fake story, but we had to make up for missing out on April fools days two weeks ago.

Okay, in the REAL news, we can see Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (below) signing a poster of himself for a woman during a visit to a Costco store in Sacramento, Calif., Tuesday, April 13, 2004. Schwarzenegger had gone to the store to gather signatures for his workers compensation reform plan that he will put on the November ballot if the Legislature does not reach an agreement.





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