Having been with TheArnoldFans for over six years, I don't think I have ever heard or reported a better news story than what you are about to read. Although is it known that Arnold, the Governator, is a strict family-man and is against gay marriages, it does not mean Arnold is against the homosexuals as friends. He adores them... and from what I learned today, Arnold had a great time showering with dozens of gay men! But did he drop the soap?

Okay, let's take you back twenty years ago, back to when Arnold was busy recording his fitness album "Arnold's Total Body Workout" for record producer Michael Case Kissel and George Butler. I interviewed Kissel for the first time in December of 2003 but he IS BACK to supply new never-before seen exclusive photos, a new sound-bite and the greatest Arnold story ever... exclusively to TheArnoldFans.com!



Michael Case Kissel:
On the last day of recording at the studio, there with George Butler, we had a lot of fixes - where the recording was bad or the rhythm was off. So we had a lot of that to do...however Arnold said he really wanted to go to the gym. He needed his workout. So we got into an argument because I wanted to keep going and get it done or we would have had to pay for the studio for an extra day. So we had a big argument and he won... He can get fierce. He's looking at you with these eyes burning holes into your head. The more firm I got the more pissed he got. It's a fact you can't STOP Arnold. So he says he's going to go to GOLD's gym which is way out in Santa Monica. We were in L.A. at Clover Recording Studio so I'm thinking, 'I'm never going to see this guy again.'

Well, I knew he'd be gone for a long time. So I did a "guide vocal" fix during this time. A guide vocal is a recorded written script so Arnold could listen to it and get the rhythm and accents when he reads it back. Like sometimes Arnold gets a little carried away when he counts for the exercises (too fast) but if he has my voice in his headphones, he'll stay on track and get it done. So I did the fixes and since Arnold was still gone, I start goofing around and doing HIS voice for the intro to the album. So I do it: 'Hi, this is Arnold, your instructor, before we begin working out, it is important that you bend over and let me f**k you up the ass!'

So I’m amusing George Butler and myself for awhile. Arnold finally comes back and he's laughing and in a great mood.



Note: The following Arnold quotes are from Mike remembering back to what Schwarzenegger said.

Arnold:
"We'll, I know you guys are really watching the clock so much so I decided I'm not going to go all the way out to Gold's. I found a gym right here called Santa Monica Gym. (Laughs) You know, it's THAT kind of gym (makes a funny face referring to a GAY gym). Yeah, these guys, they are loving Arnold so much (Arnold was speaking in 3rd person)."

So now me an Butler are getting an extra kick out of this because we're thinking of what we just recorded - that Arnold does not know about yet. So we're sort of laughing for different reasons than he is. So he's telling us the story of him at the gay gym and there's maybe 15 people working out there. And he said within a few minutes the place is packed! Everyone is calling their friends or putting their workout clothes BACK ON after they already showered so they can train with Arnold. The place is mobbed. Arnold as you know, is totally charismatic and totally fearless... A huge fun-lover.



Arnold:
I decided I'm going to have some fun with these boys. So I'm doing these incline sit-ups and I said, fellows, I am very STIFF...perhaps overly STIFF if you can imagine that! I need support here. Someone hold my ankles. All of the sudden, these huge fellas, muscles everywhere, were pushing each other out of the way. Everybody wants to hold Arnold's ankles. More support I said. HIGHER. They grab my shin, knees and go higher to my thighs. So I look at this one guy in the eyes and I say ‘I need MAXIMUM support’!

Mike and George are cracking up! Arnold then tells them he took a shower and naturally all the men had to shower with Arnold including the ones who already showered seconds before Arnold arrived.

Arnold:
Everyone wants to shower with Arnold. I am surrounded by homosexual men everywhere and they are loving it. These are the biggest gay men ever and they are all blushing and giggling to be by me. ‘I am so stiff,’ I said. They all look down at me. No not there... not yet You’re premature, I told them. I mean from sword play filming Conan the Barbarian. I said, ‘hey, who is going to wash my back’ and they all came running. Then, I dropped the soap and you could hear a pin drop. They were all wondering if I was going to bend over and pick it up!

Mike and Butler demanded the answer. "Well, did you pick it up?

Arnold:
A gentleman never tells. (laughs).

And now it was time to play the practical joke on Arnold with the guide vocal. Suddenly it was back to business and Arnold did vocal take after take. He was wondering why it was talking so long to get it right. He knew he was doing a good job but Mike told him he was off. After a few more takes, Mike said it didn't sound like him anymore and questioned Arnold if his gay experience affected his manly voice. Arnold got mad and stormed into the recording studio to listen to the track that he thought was just recorded. Would he really sound different? Mike played his guide vocal: 'Hi, this is Arnold, your instructor, before we begin working out, it is important that you bend over and let me f**k you up the ass!'

Arnold had a huge laugh and the below picture captures his actual reaction!



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Randy Jennings