Schwarzenegger to Destroy the Moon!
The moon..."We don't need that crap"!
Reported By: Randy Jennings
Monday, April 25, 2005

For those of you lucky enough to catch Friday's broadcast of The Howard Stern Show, you were blessed with one of the best Arnold calls ever. I was surprised I haven't seen any mention of Arnold's call to Howard on any websites so I thought I better fill you in to the topic of destroying the moon.

Arnold and Howard have a long history of being friends. In fact, Howard often takes credit for Arnold's Governor success. Arnold told Howard he is looking forward to cursing on Satellite when Howard takes his radio leave.

For about a week now, Howard and Robin had been getting into a debate if the earth really even needs the moon. Howard says it's bright and annoying. Finally Arnold called in to voice his own opinion and to make a big announcement. A Howard Stern exclusive!

Governor Arnold said he is going to "make a proposal for the destruction of the Moon. And if they don't do it, I will destroy the moon myself." Arnold laughs at science; "Ha, the tides, we don't need that crap!"

And there are other bonuses according to The Oak. Since the moon is said to control women's premenstrual cycles, Arnold had this to say. "No more PMS and no more bitching and whining!"

Naturally the two were joking but they continued for over five minutes as this was going to be some serious business. Perhaps Howard's next movie should have a big co-staring role with Arnold. This was some of the greatest Arnold comedy ever! Arnold, Howard and a few hot lesbians all blowing up the Moon could make for one hell of an action/comedy blockbuster! Someone start writing that script!

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TheARNOLDFANS.com Staff